His Worrisome Bird

His Worrisome Bird always had with them a wig that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to select.

His Worrisome Bird always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

His Worrisome Bird desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it

His Worrisome Bird always kept a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Worrisome Bird owned a tomato that they liked to share. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Bird looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.