His Red Bird

His Red Bird always had with them a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

His Red Bird carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

His Red Bird desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Red Bird always carried a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate It was a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

His Red Bird searched for a dildo that they sometimes share. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

His Red Bird searched for a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.