The Nervous Bird

The Nervous Bird desperately looked for a block of cheese to experiment on. It should have been a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Bird desperately searched for a stapler that they would break. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Bird needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a strange idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Bird always had with them a block of cheese that they would often drop. It should have been a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Bird craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.