A Colourful Bird

A Colourful Bird carried a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

A Colourful Bird desperately desired a rubber chicken to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

A Colourful Bird found a stretchman that they liked to eat. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Colourful Bird found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

A Colourful Bird wanted a condom that they would put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Colourful Bird found a stapler that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler having that done to it