Stupid Bird

Stupid Bird often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often hug. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Bird had a painting of a melon that they would worship. It should be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Stupid Bird always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Stupid Bird always had with them a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Stupid Bird craved for a helmet that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Bird craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.