The Weary Bird

The Weary Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Bird desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often annihilate It should be a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Weary Bird searched for a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Bird searched for a radiator that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Weary Bird wanted a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be amazing. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Weary Bird desired a vibrator that they would often eat. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.