A Stupid Bird

A Stupid Bird always carried a pen that they liked to share. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Bird desperately searched for a cup to sleep with. This could be considered a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to select.

A Stupid Bird found a rubber chicken to embrace. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Bird desperately desired a set square that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a set square being the item opted for.

A Stupid Bird often carried a wig that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Bird craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.