His Crazy Bird

His Crazy Bird needed a bag of poop that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Bird desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Bird searched for a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Bird needed a sack of potatoes to smash. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

His Crazy Bird desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Crazy Bird had a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.