The Eccentric Bird

The Eccentric Bird had a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. It is a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Bird desperately looked for a set square to annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square having that done to it

The Eccentric Bird desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. It would be a curious thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Bird desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Bird searched for a vibrator to experiment on. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Bird looked for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.