Dodgy Bird

Dodgy Bird had a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

Dodgy Bird had a bottle of coke that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

Dodgy Bird always had with them a pen that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Bird needed a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

Dodgy Bird looked for a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Bird desperately looked for a radiator that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.