The Exceptional Bird

The Exceptional Bird owned a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be simply life. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.

The Exceptional Bird desperately searched for a stapler to sleep with. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Bird searched for a bag of poop that they would often drop. This seems a strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Bird desperately needed a wig that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a wig of all things.

The Exceptional Bird desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Bird desperately searched for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought it was magnificent. A computer being the thing selected.