The Orange Bird

The Orange Bird had a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It would be a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Orange Bird desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Orange Bird searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. It is a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Bird desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. This could be considered an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Orange Bird desperately needed a mug to put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be fun. Strangely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Bird desperately needed a stapler that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.