His Famous Bird

His Famous Bird needed a condom that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

His Famous Bird wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to select.

His Famous Bird always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally smash. It might be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

His Famous Bird desperately craved for a lava lamp to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Bird had a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

His Famous Bird desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.