His Fat Bird

His Fat Bird always carried a piece of paper to eat. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Fat Bird always had with them a piece of paper that they would eat. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Fat Bird craved for a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Bird carried a teapot to try to balance on their head. It should be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Bird needed a chocolate bar that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

His Fat Bird wanted a vibrator that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.