Her Naughty Bird

Her Naughty Bird craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

Her Naughty Bird searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Bird always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Bird always kept a sponge to sit and look at. It might have been a peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge of all things.

Her Naughty Bird often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Her Naughty Bird always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.