The Different Bird

The Different Bird carried a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Different Bird needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Different Bird desperately looked for a rubber chicken to play with. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Different Bird had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Bird craved for a condom that they liked to cuddle. It would be a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Bird craved for a ball to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball being the chosen item.