Her Colourful Bird

Her Colourful Bird always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Colourful Bird desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Her Colourful Bird always kept a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A dildo was the chosen thing.

Her Colourful Bird desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Colourful Bird needed a toilet brush that they would embrace. This seems to be a curious action, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Her Colourful Bird often carried a vibrator to break. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.