His Ugly Bird

His Ugly Bird desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Bird found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Bird desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

His Ugly Bird needed a wig to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A wig is the item to opt for.

His Ugly Bird found a crown that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

His Ugly Bird wanted a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.