A Silly Bird

A Silly Bird always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Bird found a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

A Silly Bird always had with them a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Bird desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would drop. One might say this is an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was fun. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Bird owned a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

A Silly Bird carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.