The Bewildered Bird

The Bewildered Bird always had with them a vibrator to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Bird carried a cheese grater that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Bird always carried a bat that they would smash. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be miraculous. A bat of all things.

The Bewildered Bird desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Bird desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally throw. It is a different exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Bird carried a porno magazine that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.