Silly Bird

Silly Bird craved for a porno magazine to break. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Silly Bird needed a set of lego that they would demolish. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

Silly Bird wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Silly Bird carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Silly Bird craved for a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet being the thing selected.

Silly Bird desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.