His Nervous Bird

His Nervous Bird always carried a dildo that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Nervous Bird always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was epic. A dildo would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Bird craved for a bottle of coke that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

His Nervous Bird desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

His Nervous Bird had a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Bird looked for a bat that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.