A Bum Loving Bird

A Bum Loving Bird desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Bird desired a sword that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Bird wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Bird desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Bird desperately desired a cup to insert somewhere. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Bird always had with them a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a sword being the chosen thing.