A Gentle Bird

A Gentle Bird desired a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Gentle Bird always had with them a bat that they would hug. It is an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

A Gentle Bird found a condom that they would embrace. It is a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom being the item opted for.

A Gentle Bird always had with them a set of lego that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

A Gentle Bird desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Bird had a rubber johnny to sleep with. It was an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is epic. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.