A Different Bird

A Different Bird often carried a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.

A Different Bird searched for a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Strangely, a ball is the item to select.

A Different Bird desperately searched for a ball to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Different Bird looked for a mug that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a new thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

A Different Bird wanted a radiator that they would play with. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

A Different Bird looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.