The Nervous Bird

The Nervous Bird desperately needed a bottle of beer to demolish. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Bird needed a mug that they would embrace. It should have been a strange activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

The Nervous Bird wanted a bottle of coke that they would often share. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Nervous Bird had a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. One might find this to be an odd idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Bird always had with them a pint of beer that they would sleep with. This seems to be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

The Nervous Bird desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.