My Bewildered Bird

My Bewildered Bird searched for a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Bird desperately needed a melon that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Bird always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Bird desperately looked for a pen that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Bird wanted a tomato that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Bird found a bottle of beer to hug. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.