My Red Bird

My Red Bird desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

My Red Bird carried a bottle of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Red Bird often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

My Red Bird carried a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

My Red Bird found a sponge to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

My Red Bird owned a bag of flour that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.