Cute Bird

Cute Bird desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to play with. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Cute Bird desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a different proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Cute Bird carried a teapot to put down their trousers. It would have been an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Cute Bird always had with them a condom that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Cute Bird always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Cute Bird searched for a mug that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.