His Confused Bird

His Confused Bird always kept a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Bird looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

His Confused Bird always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a different operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Bird carried a wig to put on his head. It was a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

His Confused Bird always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Confused Bird desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.