A Magical Bird

A Magical Bird needed a stretchman to annihilate This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

A Magical Bird always kept a CD player that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

A Magical Bird desperately desired a bat that they sometimes worship. It would have been an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Magical Bird craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Magical Bird desired a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.

A Magical Bird desired a lava lamp that they would break. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.