His Green Bird

His Green Bird desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

His Green Bird desperately needed a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Green Bird desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be magnificent. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen thing.

His Green Bird desperately searched for a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

His Green Bird wanted a sponge that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Green Bird craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.