His Talented Bird

His Talented Bird desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Talented Bird always had with them a pen that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

His Talented Bird always kept a pint of beer to hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Talented Bird looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

His Talented Bird carried a bat that they would often embrace. It might be a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Bird owned a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke having that done to it