The Lovely Bird

The Lovely Bird carried a block of cheese that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Bird needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Bird often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Lovely Bird had a little monkey to put on his head. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Lovely Bird often carried a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a melon is the thing to select.

The Lovely Bird desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.