Their Retarded Bird

Their Retarded Bird found a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Bird desperately needed a ball that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Bird always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Bird desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Their Retarded Bird searched for a piece of paper to cuddle. It might be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

Their Retarded Bird had a teapot that they would eat. It should be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.