Horny Bird

Horny Bird always carried a tomato that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Bird desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. It is a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Horny Bird always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It should be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Horny Bird looked for a set square that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Bird always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Horny Bird found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.