Her Horny Bird

Her Horny Bird always kept a melon to share. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Honestly, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Bird craved for a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

Her Horny Bird desired a hat that they would often worship. It would be a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

Her Horny Bird needed a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Bird desired a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Her Horny Bird always carried a cucumber that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.