The Gentle Bird

The Gentle Bird carried a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Gentle Bird desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Bird carried a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Bird desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Bird searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Gentle Bird desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.