The Handsome Bird

The Handsome Bird wanted a mug to try to nail to the wall. It is a surprising action, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Bird often carried a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Bird desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes demolish. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Bird looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Bird desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes play with. It is an unusual action, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Bird carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.