A Square Bird

A Square Bird craved for a vibrator to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

A Square Bird craved for a ball that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

A Square Bird found a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Square Bird carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Bird desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Bird desperately needed a pint of beer that they would worship. It might be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.