The Bewildered Bird

The Bewildered Bird desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Bird always kept a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Bird desperately craved for a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. It might be an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the item to select.

The Bewildered Bird desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Bird desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often annihilate This seems a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Bewildered Bird always carried a set square that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square having that done to it