The Fucking Bird

The Fucking Bird desperately needed a vibrator to put up their bum. This is certainly a new proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Fucking Bird desperately desired a set square that they would often drop. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

The Fucking Bird owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Bird had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Fucking Bird often carried a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a little monkey being the item opted for.

The Fucking Bird needed a block of cheese that they sometimes share. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.