Their Adorable Bird

Their Adorable Bird desperately desired a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. It was a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Adorable Bird wanted a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought it was amazing. A spade having that done to it

Their Adorable Bird found a bag of poop that they would drop. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

Their Adorable Bird wanted a sponge to hug. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

Their Adorable Bird always carried a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be epic. A sword would be the item chosen.

Their Adorable Bird looked for a vibrator that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.