A Nervous Bird

A Nervous Bird always kept a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A vibrator is the thing to choose.

A Nervous Bird desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.

A Nervous Bird wanted a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball of all things.

A Nervous Bird carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

A Nervous Bird desperately wanted a bottle of coke to sleep with. This could be considered a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke of all things.

A Nervous Bird looked for a hat that they would try to balance on their head. It is a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.