Fucking Bird

Fucking Bird desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

Fucking Bird desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a surprising action, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Fucking Bird always kept a tomato that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

Fucking Bird found a tomato that they sometimes annihilate It was a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Bird desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Fucking Bird had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.