The Crypting Bird

The Crypting Bird desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Bird had a sponge that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Bird had a set square that they would occasionally play with. It should be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Bird carried a sponge to put up their bum. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Crypting Bird desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Crypting Bird desperately looked for a computer that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.