The Troubled Bird

The Troubled Bird wanted a set of lego that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels it was spectacular. A set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Bird desperately wanted a bag of poop to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Troubled Bird often carried a teapot that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Bird desperately craved for a custard pie that they would cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Bird owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Bird had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.