A Funny Bird

A Funny Bird wanted a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Funny Bird carried a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Bird looked for a stretchman that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Funny Bird always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

A Funny Bird desired a can of Tango that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

A Funny Bird owned a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.