Her Anxious Bird

Her Anxious Bird desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

Her Anxious Bird found a stapler that they would often break. It was a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

Her Anxious Bird desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Bird needed a bat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

Her Anxious Bird desired a pen to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was wonderful. A pen would be the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Bird needed a pencil sharpener to drop. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.