The Green Bird

The Green Bird needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a strange action, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Green Bird always kept a spade that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Green Bird always carried a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Green Bird searched for a porno magazine to eat. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Green Bird desperately needed a dildo to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Green Bird always had with them a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A hat was the thing that was selected.